badrubbish: Dumbledore's right eye, and a bit of his hat. He has a very luscious beard; what we can see of it seems to suggest he's moving quickly. (go go dumbledore)
badrubbish ([personal profile] badrubbish) wrote2018-12-19 12:40 pm

Lugnutcracker

Saw "a very nutty Christmas" the other night, I keep picturing Steve Rogers as a time traveling nutcracker who likes to threaten people with his shield (possibly several shields, just random shield shaped objects he picks up) & who uses his incredible nut cracking abilities to help Tony bake cookies for robots. Or salvage electronics. Or wire houses. W/e.

Perhaps instead of reincarnating as Natasha/Bruce/whoever's nephew Steve defeats the mouse king and is un-cursed? Hmm.

The mouse king could throw him into a lake or sth—giving us our almost-sad end—before Tony fishes him out. If Tony dives in after that'd be nice and dramatic but also, imagine: a giant robot arm picks Steve up out of the lake by his scruff.

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